Why is this so funny lolololol
When I think I’m pregnant, I punch myself over and over in the pussy. lmmfao
(Source: simsgonewrong)
![illflyaway-fromitalloneday:
1. Sexual orientation. I’m try-sexual. I’ll try it once and if I like it, I’ll try it again. ;]
2. What I’m really bad at. Leaving or arriving at the right time.
3. The one person whose arms I’d like to be in. Charlie Simpson AKA Charles Edward Simpson.
4. My best first date. Kissing James on my front porch when our date was over.
5. A description of my self-esteem. I’m bipolar and so I have some good months and some bad ones. :/
6. Who my best friends are. I seriously don’t have any. :[
7. My favorite book. Don’t read.
8. Biggest turn-offs. Nasty teeth ! Rude people. Liars.
9. A description of my best friend. N/A
10. My favorite animal. Cats, Horses and Unicorns
11. Someone I miss. My Dad. He had cancer .
12. The reason behind my last breakup. He wanted me to move in with him and I said no. :[
13. What I did yesterday. I went to the tanning bed, went to Walmart, done some laundry, cooked supper, got drunk as hell ! I get drunk every Saturday night.
14. What my greatest achievement is. I seriously don’t have one.
15. A description of the person I dislike most. A bitch I know that has given birth to four children and lost total custody of them because of her drugs ! I HATE THE BITCH !
16. My 5 favorite songs right now. Someone Like You, Don’t Ya Wanna Stay Here A Little While, What Do You Want From Me, Walk Softly On This Heart Of Mine, I’m Alive.
17. How my last kiss went down. OMG ! James kissed me until my mouth was sore for a couple of days. I wanted to kiss him forever ! :[
18. What I find attractive in the preferred sex. Eyes, Smile, Nice chest and arms OMG and a nice ass ! ;D
19. All of the pets I’ve ever had. Cats, Hogs, Pigs, Dogs, Hamsters, Chickens, Horses, Goats, Lizzards, Fish, Turtles, Frogs, Lightening Bugs, June Bugs, Lady Bugs, Butterflies,
20. Favorite flavor of ice cream. Butter Pecan ! :P
21. The one place I want to be right now. In the castle I imagine about every night before I go to sleep (and after I say my prayers !)
22. The meanest thing anyone has ever said to me. I went to play pool one night, an older man who said he was from Texas was playing pool at the other table. He whispered in my ear and told me where he was from and that they “hang” my kind down there !?!? WTF !?!? I was crying and told my friends. Once the pistols came out ! Long story short -The bastard left and has never came back to our pool hall !
23. Where I have lived before. Indiana, Ohio, Virginia, Maryland, Tennessee.
24. I’ll love you if… you love me back.
25. What are my future plans? I would really love to become a case worker for a DCS or DHS office. I know of so many neglected, abused and forgotten children that no one seems to give a damn about ! I would put all those worthless parents in a cell ! >_<
26. An internal conflict I have with myself. Trying to be perfect. :[
27. What I’m doing tomorrow. Going to the tanning bed ! :D
28. What I want to be when I get older. Read #25
29. Most embarrassing moment. I sat down in a kitchen chair at my aunt’s trailer and a leg of the chair went through a heating vent and I fell ! OMG ! I was so mad cause they kept laughing ! >_<
30. Two of my insecurities. Someone lying to me and hurting me.
31. What I would do if I won the lottery. I would build my castle and move all my family in ! :)
32. A description of the boy or girl I like. He is a man, not a boy. He is in the United States Army. His hair is brown and his eyes are green OMG and he is so very handsome !
33. What I love most about myself. Nothing
34. My biggest pet peeves. People who screams at their kids in public !
35. What bands I’ve seen live. None.
36. How many kids I want in the future. 2 a boy and a girl.
37. My idea of a perfect date. Going some place with lots of slow dancing, holding hands on the way home and a very long kiss good night ! :)
38. What I’m really good at. Domesic chores ! :[ Cleaning, mopping, sweeping, dusting, cooking, washing dishes, laundry, baby sitting, mowing, chopping weeds in the garden, planting, chopping firewood, cleaning chimneys, washing windows, washing cars, doctoring sick animals and kids (lol), hanging laundry out to dry, cleaning bathrooms, painting, ect..
39. Most traumatic experience. car wreck ! OMG !
40. Where I would like to live. On an island where it’s about 80 year round with no chance of tsunamis ! :/
41. The nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me. That I have beautiful eyes.
42. Do I like where I am now? No, but it’s all I can ever expect. :[
43. My relationship with my sibling(s). The good, the bad and the ugly. :[
44. All the pets I’ve ever had. Read #19 !? o_O
45. What I can hear right now. My Mom telling me a story about when I was little. lmao, I Love Lucy on the television, the fridge running in the kitchen, the dryer running, the water dripping in the bathroom :[
46. My biggest worry currently. Not having medical insurance. My Mom’s breast cancer, our piece of shit car,
47. Something I’ve wished for repeatedly. A better life for my family and myself.
48. My relationship with my parents. My Dad passed away in 04. I loved him and miss him with all my heart. My Mom has been the most loving Mother a person could ever wish or pray for, she has breast cancer. :[
49. Something I should have said a long time ago. “I’m sorry.”
50. What my last text message says. “Look at this bruise on my leg from falling.” - from Susan.
51. What I hate most about myself. Everything.
52. Biggest turn-ons. Eyes, A great kiss, A strong hug, OMG a guy who really knows how to slow dance !
53. What words upset me the most. Cancer, Hunger,
54. What I hate/hated the most about school. Never having anything new or nice to wear. Never being able to afford having nice hair cuts, nice nails, a cellphone, even a nice notebook or ink pen like the other girls… to many things to write here. :[
I was bored and so …..](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzo1ncjLS41qjhzc9o1_500.gif)
1. Sexual orientation. I’m try-sexual. I’ll try it once and if I like it, I’ll try it again. ;]
2. What I’m really bad at. Leaving or arriving at the right time.
3. The one person whose arms I’d like to be in. Charlie Simpson AKA Charles Edward Simpson.
4. My best first date. Kissing James on my front porch when our date was over.
5. A description of my self-esteem. I’m bipolar and so I have some good months and some bad ones. :/
6. Who my best friends are. I seriously don’t have any. :[
7. My favorite book. Don’t read.
8. Biggest turn-offs. Nasty teeth ! Rude people. Liars.
9. A description of my best friend. N/A
10. My favorite animal. Cats, Horses and Unicorns
11. Someone I miss. My Dad. He had cancer .
12. The reason behind my last breakup. He wanted me to move in with him and I said no. :[
13. What I did yesterday. I went to the tanning bed, went to Walmart, done some laundry, cooked supper, got drunk as hell ! I get drunk every Saturday night.
14. What my greatest achievement is. I seriously don’t have one.
15. A description of the person I dislike most. A bitch I know that has given birth to four children and lost total custody of them because of her drugs ! I HATE THE BITCH !
16. My 5 favorite songs right now. Someone Like You, Don’t Ya Wanna Stay Here A Little While, What Do You Want From Me, Walk Softly On This Heart Of Mine, I’m Alive.
17. How my last kiss went down. OMG ! James kissed me until my mouth was sore for a couple of days. I wanted to kiss him forever ! :[
18. What I find attractive in the preferred sex. Eyes, Smile, Nice chest and arms OMG and a nice ass ! ;D
19. All of the pets I’ve ever had. Cats, Hogs, Pigs, Dogs, Hamsters, Chickens, Horses, Goats, Lizzards, Fish, Turtles, Frogs, Lightening Bugs, June Bugs, Lady Bugs, Butterflies,
20. Favorite flavor of ice cream. Butter Pecan ! :P
21. The one place I want to be right now. In the castle I imagine about every night before I go to sleep (and after I say my prayers !)
22. The meanest thing anyone has ever said to me. I went to play pool one night, an older man who said he was from Texas was playing pool at the other table. He whispered in my ear and told me where he was from and that they “hang” my kind down there !?!? WTF !?!? I was crying and told my friends. Once the pistols came out ! Long story short -The bastard left and has never came back to our pool hall !
23. Where I have lived before. Indiana, Ohio, Virginia, Maryland, Tennessee.
24. I’ll love you if… you love me back.
25. What are my future plans? I would really love to become a case worker for a DCS or DHS office. I know of so many neglected, abused and forgotten children that no one seems to give a damn about ! I would put all those worthless parents in a cell ! >_<
26. An internal conflict I have with myself. Trying to be perfect. :[
27. What I’m doing tomorrow. Going to the tanning bed ! :D
28. What I want to be when I get older. Read #25
29. Most embarrassing moment. I sat down in a kitchen chair at my aunt’s trailer and a leg of the chair went through a heating vent and I fell ! OMG ! I was so mad cause they kept laughing ! >_<
30. Two of my insecurities. Someone lying to me and hurting me.
31. What I would do if I won the lottery. I would build my castle and move all my family in ! :)
32. A description of the boy or girl I like. He is a man, not a boy. He is in the United States Army. His hair is brown and his eyes are green OMG and he is so very handsome !
33. What I love most about myself. Nothing
34. My biggest pet peeves. People who screams at their kids in public !
35. What bands I’ve seen live. None.
36. How many kids I want in the future. 2 a boy and a girl.
37. My idea of a perfect date. Going some place with lots of slow dancing, holding hands on the way home and a very long kiss good night ! :)
38. What I’m really good at. Domesic chores ! :[ Cleaning, mopping, sweeping, dusting, cooking, washing dishes, laundry, baby sitting, mowing, chopping weeds in the garden, planting, chopping firewood, cleaning chimneys, washing windows, washing cars, doctoring sick animals and kids (lol), hanging laundry out to dry, cleaning bathrooms, painting, ect..
39. Most traumatic experience. car wreck ! OMG !
40. Where I would like to live. On an island where it’s about 80 year round with no chance of tsunamis ! :/
41. The nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me. That I have beautiful eyes.
42. Do I like where I am now? No, but it’s all I can ever expect. :[
43. My relationship with my sibling(s). The good, the bad and the ugly. :[
44. All the pets I’ve ever had. Read #19 !? o_O
45. What I can hear right now. My Mom telling me a story about when I was little. lmao, I Love Lucy on the television, the fridge running in the kitchen, the dryer running, the water dripping in the bathroom :[
46. My biggest worry currently. Not having medical insurance. My Mom’s breast cancer, our piece of shit car,
47. Something I’ve wished for repeatedly. A better life for my family and myself.
48. My relationship with my parents. My Dad passed away in 04. I loved him and miss him with all my heart. My Mom has been the most loving Mother a person could ever wish or pray for, she has breast cancer. :[
49. Something I should have said a long time ago. “I’m sorry.”
50. What my last text message says. “Look at this bruise on my leg from falling.” - from Susan.
51. What I hate most about myself. Everything.
52. Biggest turn-ons. Eyes, A great kiss, A strong hug, OMG a guy who really knows how to slow dance !
53. What words upset me the most. Cancer, Hunger,
54. What I hate/hated the most about school. Never having anything new or nice to wear. Never being able to afford having nice hair cuts, nice nails, a cellphone, even a nice notebook or ink pen like the other girls… to many things to write here. :[
I was bored and so …..
There’s a reason your last name starts with ‘Pig’
There’s also a reason I deleted all your texts & your number.
And there is also a reason I blocked you on Facebook.
Have a nice life, I hope you get lost at sea. :)
(Source: lilstarks)
Can’t decide whether to eat or sleep. WTF are you doin?
1. It’s 4:33am
2. I am awake
3. Nothing on but freakin reruns and shitty movies
4. I just ate an entire 12.60 oz bag of (peanut) M&M’s
5. I just lit a cigarette
6. I’m so lonely that Niles from Frasier looks good to me right now. :P
(Source: leejax)
About me
"My life and times in the trailer park" Blogs about things I like, love or hold near & dear to my country heart. I am a mixture of Cherokee, Brittish, Irish, and German. Which means when I get drunk I all ways end up in a fight with myself. I live in a nasty ass trailer park in East Tennessee. I hate spiders, snakes and liars and wouldn't care to shoot any of them. I do love swimming at night, camping, hiking, collecting arrowheads and odd rocks, riding horses, drinking cold beer, playing pool, OMG and sleeping !
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